Ring Ring

Why are there bums with cell phones? Who do they call? How do they pay for said phone? Where do they plug it in to charge it? Do they have facebooks to update?

FB: Bruce the Bum is... On the corner of 1st asking for change

Or maybe they check in on foursquare. Ha.

Dizzy

This is quite the "wallpaper". Any visible wall space is covered, straight up to the ceiling.

Do you think she's a Miley fan?

Loot

Am I (a) moving or (b) just finishing robbing a house? I bet the question might have been posed had I been pulled over.

Jersey

Why do people wear jerseys for teams that aren't playing in that particular game? If the Chargers and the Cardinals are playing, nobody cares that you are a Dolphin fan, you look retarded.

Pirate Hookers

Those are not appropriate outfits for a football game! You look like retards.

UPS fail

Is this less obvious than the on top of doormat alternative? Nobody will see it now!