Street Fair Rules

When in a situation like a street fair, or crowded public place with limited walking areas, why do people feel the need to bring things that create a human traffic nightmare.

Items include:

• Dogs (don't bring your big ass dog to the street fair to be in my way) - Kids stop immediately to pet the thing... or run away crying
• Strollers - this is why we have bjorns.  Strollers are big, bulky, hit your ankles and cannot exceed speeds above grandma pace (not sure why).
• Dogs in strollers - no explanation necessary
• Bicycles - Bikes are made for the street and bike lanes, not to be walked through the 3 foot isle between booths. This is why we have bike racks and locks.  And you ride a bike, not walk it.

So if people could stop doing the above things, maybe people wouldn't hate crowds so much.

Laundry

My neighbors, who's garage is below my bedroom, decide laundry should only be done after 10:30pm. Seriously??

It's hard to fall asleep to your clothes spinning in the wash or something with a metallic button banging around in the dryer.

Do I confront them? They likely have no idea because they can't hear it in their condo.  And, do I want to start a noise complaint war?

No Christmas Love

There is no Christmas-cup-love for the Starbucks iced beverage drinkers.  It's not fair.  Cold Christmas cups should be part of the collection, just sayin'

In memory

Sticker seen today "in memory of my fatty whore"

So touching.