BBW is no substitute for a shower

Can we just rally and get rid of Bath & Body Work Body Spray?  I mean they are so pungent and not flattering. Wear deodorant or spend money on good perfume... rather than smelling like pears, raspberry, or vanilla.  And not to mention the odor wafts in front of, behind and all around you.

Vegetarian

Bumper Sticker:  "Vegetarian... Old Indian word for Poor Hunter"

Draw the line

Why do people insist on drawing in their eyebrows?  A) not usually a natural shape, B) not a natural color, and C) you look weird/like a chola.  I guess you can pre-draw your expression... surprised, angry, sad, etc.

Dolphins are special

Is it just me, or does the Miami Dolphins logo look like the Dolphin is wearing a special-ed helmet?

Probably just makes me a bad person. Oh well. 

Stunner Shades

Why do people where sunglasses  inside or at night? Get over yourselves.