Try

If you don't make mistakes, you aren't trying hard enough or challenging yourself.

Goin'

Going comando in dress pants is a new experience.  Not sure I like it.

NYSE vs JS

Don't get me wrong, I love the Jersey Shore, but I'm not sure I think it's appropriate they rang the opening NYSE bell today.  Do they even know what the NYSE is?  I'd like to think there are many more worthy people to start our business morning.

Stained

I hate how red wine stains your teeth.

Hidden disaster

Cops shouldn't be allowed to hide out and wait to catch you speeding. It's cheating.

You had me at hello

I love Jerry Maguire.

Inconvenient

Having a fear of needles would be so inconvenient. Phew for thinking they are no big deal.

Waiting Room

Why when you are the first person to check in and wait for the doctor are you not the first person to be seen by the doctor??

Sober?

Would it kill some people to stay somewhat sober?

In the mood..

...to make bad, but fun decisions.  Yay for irresponsibility.

Just me?

Is it just me or are "Toms" shoes hideous?? They look like old lady house slippers.

Pretty

I wish strapless bras looked as pretty as regular ones, just sayin'

"You look nice today"

To a dress I was debating was a little too low cut from my conservative boss. Win!  For her complaint about my skirt in an interview, she sure gives out a lot of outfit compliments now that I work for her.

Qatlh

Klingon, really?  Why did you make your own super complicated nerd language.

ComicCon

If you are going to invade my city, you all better be wearing totally dorky costumes for me to make fun of.

Ugh

So nauseas.  So over it.

Dontchknow

I forgot how violent Fargo was. But I love the preggo cop, but not the body through the chipper.

L Word

The Real L Word - soooo much drama, and it's kind of annoying.  But I keep watching because I feel obligated to finish the season I started.

Bling

My pseudo SATC Samantha ring makes me happy, not gonna lie.

Roommate

My original plan is not likely to work out.  What to do, what to do.

Lost

I've been looking at this model for 2 days, you'd think I would have mastered it.  Instead I'm only more confused. 46 tabs, clear as mud.

Athletes vs. Gamblers

Why doesn't Las Vegas have any professional teams (football, baseball, basketball).... I mean they have tons of money... maybe they would pay off the refs?  Does Nevada have any teams at all?

Denied

Some people should have pictures available on FB for my viewing.

Ponies

I wish I was at opening day.  Except I need a killer hat.  But I could wear a cute dress and some CFM's. Haha.

Cruisin'

October cruise = paid off.  Now just time to make payments towards my booze fund and ensuring I can get my grey goose on board.  Hollla.

Poof

So glad I spent  wasted time curling my hair today. This mist/rain shot it to hell.  Thanks mother nature.

Sisterly love

License plate frame of the day: Life's a bitch, and so is my sister.
Hahahaha.

Thanks for nothin'

Why are some girls so retarded? They make the rest of us look bad.

Pooh?

Just passed a car with a license plate frame that said "follow me to Pooh Corner". What does that even mean? Like Winnie the Pooh? Why would you buy that let alone have it personalized to say that?

Gold Diggers

So since I'm in a group that build power plants, we're big on commemorative displays - e.g Golden Shovels [everywhere].... so I don't think we've broken ground since the economy tanked and we became all concerned with how we "appear" to the rest of the world (despite our success)... well my point is... will we continue to use golden shovels to break ground or will we switch to the home depot varietal to keep up [er down] with appearances?

Bling

I want a replica of Samantha's ring in the first SATC.  The blingy flower one.  All the "replicas" online look nothing like it.

Ta-Ta's

Do fake boobs feel really different?  Are they more or less appealing for guys?  I mean yeah they are bigger, but do they feel fake and does that change anything?

Four-Eyes

Picking up the new glasses after work.  It's only been two weeks and I have no recollection of what they really looked like.  I don't think they are as hot-librarian-esque as the last ones though.  But I guess we're all in for a surprise, aren't we!

Domestic Goddess

I think I'm going to take up sewing (again)...  probably with the new condo will come crafts!  E.g. a duvet (because I cant find one I like), curtains, pillows.... :-)

The Situation

Might just have to buy myself his up-coming self-help book.  Not that I need to know how to GTL, but I think it will be a hilarious read.  Kind of like the upcoming Jersey Shore season.

Yay Chemicals

Just microwaved my coffee cup (not like a mug, starbucks-esque - but non metal of course).... Based on the fact the glittery background cracked, probably not a good idea.... Wonder if chemicals seeped in.  Mmm Chemicals.

Special Delivery

I'd love to get flowers delivered to work.  But not a singing telegram, no, no, no. Well maybe if it was Christmas and someone was dressed as Buddy the Elf

Peeeeuuuwwwww

Smokers should have a designated elevator.  Just sayin'

Accounting or Finance?

Who would you rather bone? Someone who majored in Accounting or Finance? (Posed by a friend of a friend)

No Popcorn Zone

The bathroom should never smell of popcorn, ever.

Not even at the movies, but especially not at work.

Damn Anniversary Sale

Unsuspectingly attacked in the lingerie department

Missing

Definitely haven't seen my watch since Vegas. I don't remember gambling it away.

Courier

I wonder how much money they make a year. We pay them tons to go 2 blocks. and they do all day cardio.

Case of the Mondays

Exhausted (regretting that late evening nap), but best of all, feeling quite nauseas.  Just fab.

Zzzzzz

The Ambueno train has pulled into the station. All aboard?! Goodnight

Empty Bed

Don't get me wrong, sleeping alone is nice... all the covers, all the pillows, ability to sprawl out... but sometimes I miss someone next to me

Sleep

I wish I was sleeping in my soon-to-be condo tonight,

Food Blog

Maybe I'll write about my cooking in my blog (as opposed to tormenting my facebook followers with status' and pictures)

Cookbooks

I can't wait for my Cooking Illustrated cook books to arrive!!

Time

I hate the way midnight looks on your clock on school work nights.

Julie/Julia

I want to cook something french.  Really going to do the Duck Confit I learned about a few weeks back.  Who's hungry??

More hair

Really beginning to like long(er) hair.  It may take a little longer to do, but it's much more versatile.

Side thought: not sure why these are all about hair.

Long Hair

So my stylist told me the way to land a man is to grow your hair out - so that's what I've been doing wrong all along?

Stupid Curls

Why does one side of your hair curl better than the other?