Pigtails

Be might be a natural fire crotch, you never know

Salty

This would kill me

Tequila goggles

For the loss!

Man sweater

Look past Caitlyn. You can't miss his extra layers

Oh Mom

Best/Worst

She is the best jello shot helper. Mixes, lines up cups and is also our quality control for taste. Is that bad?

Who would buy those?

Or who would actually sell them to anyone. It should be noted that she wears something equally as hideous everyday.  Maybe we need to call in Stacy London??

PLAJA Day

Park like a jack ass day. Thanks for participating!

Pretty sure we all disagree

It took a lot of self control for some of us USDers to not key your car.  But we'll call State and check to see if they're on board. Good luck?

I was a little distracted in class

Class/work really get in the way of happy hour. No wonder they think accountants aren't happy.

25 cent crap shoot

This is your prize from the machine in the ladies room at a dive bar in Bonsall. Should you even be surprised.

A prize to my reader with the best caption!!!

well hello, its nice to meet your twins

What would you do if your next meeting notice said that was the required dress? Embrace? Rebel?

Second amendment ftw

Planter fail

Ladies room planter ftl.

Chubby

(see line 3)

What is one? And who orders that??

Naw realllllyyyy

Will they please develop a sarcasm font already???

Don't worry, I've got one!

I may or may not have purchased a bag similar in size and usefulness as Mary Poppin's bag...

Make fun of me all you want - until you need something that I happen to have in my mini-suitcase of a bag!

Knock Knock

So I have a love/hate relationship with my cube's proximity to the door... it's great to sneak in and out from because you walk past nobody.... but the downside is whenever a rando (ok not rando - we have too much security for that), but someone without access to our floor tries to get in and fails - I have to get up and answer their knocks.

Part of my instinctively wants to yell "coming" after their knock and I'm walking to greet them... 

"Ms. Taylor's desk, how can I assist you"

How many more rungs do I have to climb on this corporate ladder before I get my own assistant.  I'd even be happy to share one.

I'll be generous at Christmas and their Birthday... is it too much to ask?  Or if any one wants to take a stab at it pro-bono, I'll be glad to let you test out your skills.

Anyone?? No one? :(

Crown Vic

Why do cops and cabbies both rock a crown Vic? That might be confusing after a few drinks, just sayin'.

ATM

Why do ATM's boast they are open 24 hours? I've never seen one 'closed'. Isn't automatic indicative of the fact that no banker is required, thus not needing bankers hours?

Mergers

Why do some people think you can merge onto a freeway at 30mph? They screw everyone with this tactic.

In the way

Why do people take up the whole sidewalk when they walk in front of you? And walk slowly! Can't they sense me trying to get somewhere as they lollygag in front of me?

CSM

Today someone referred to San Marcos as "Cabo San Marcos". I like the ring that has, i'm going with it also. Do you think my mail would still arrive if that's the city people addressed it to?

11:11

Does anyone else wish when they see the clock read 11:11?

Or is it just me?

Crying

 So Facebook has a million pages you can "like"... today I saw "Someone crying doesn't mean weakness, it means they've been strong for too long".

I like that logic, so I'm going to go with it. :)

Weird

Is it weird that I'm super excited for my new washer and dryer?

Wish I didn't have to wait a week for them.

About time

The football season commences tomorrow.  Hooray!

Let's see some good games and Charger's victory!

Also, why can't football last a little bit longer - maybe take some time away from baseball and basketball which seem to go on for an eternity.  Who needs/wants 162 regular season games anyways (cough cough baseball)?!

Timing

Why do you realize AFTER you've started a journey somewhere that you should have peed before you left?

And by then its just become a great inconvenience.

Sense-less

I think sight would be the worst sense to lose.

Agree? Or is something worse in your eyes (hah)

Classy

License plate frame of the day "my other ride.. Is your dad"

Wow.

Focus

A Ford Focus will never be a race car no matter how hard you try.  Exhaust, body kit, spoiler.... they all don't help, except for making you look retarded.

Miata

No man will ever look cool in a Miata. Mazda shouldn't be allowed to sell one to a man. Actually I don't think women can look cool in them either.

Salon?

Why do people feel the need to clip their nails at work??

I thought it was just in my old department, but I was wrong.